Kate's Point of View

The Product of Creative Frustration

Month: July 2004 Page 1 of 2

BMV

My friend’s wife works at the BMV in Columbus. Among her many responsibilities, she is the person who gets to accept to reject personalized license plates. Some good rejected ones:

  • JIZZKING
  • TEABAGR
  • COCK4U

Juke

I recently went to this bar that’s near where my boyfriend lives. It’s a little hole in the wall that doesn’t really get your attention. I could focus on the porno paneling on the outside of the bar, or the woman who was high as a kite (not on pot) and hitting on my guy – going so far as to be kissing on his check – but I would rather focus on the juke.

I think that a so-so bar can be great with nothing more than a juke. I’ll happily drink my Miller Lite out of a can if for $1 in quarters I get to enjoy some good tunes. This bar had a good juke with some great variety.

And then I got to the last CDs. Now, bear in mind that this bar is in a predominantly black, urban area. So imagine my surprise at seeing not only a CD for Diana Krall in the juke, but also one for Charlotte Church, the Welch opera singing sensation, who’s like 15. I think Church might be the whitest white girl ever. You can check out one of her tunes.

Weird.

Bad

I recently went on a vacation to Ocean Isle. One of the choice pictures from my trip:

It’s just an unfortunate family name, I guess…

Dale

I recently went on a vacation to Ocean Isle. One of the choice pictures from my trip:

Ten pieces of Dale Jr. for only $9.99??? That’s cheap! Where did they get so much Dale Jr.? And does he know they are selling off bits of him? And how big are these pieces? I, NASCAR fan that I am, want to make sure I am getting my $9.99 worth.

Gay

I recently went on a vacation to Ocean Isle. One of the choice pictures from my trip:

Question is, how do they know the dolphin is gay???

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