Kate's Point of View

The Product of Creative Frustration

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Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it

My modeling career is really taking off, by which I mean starting. I mean I have always een told I should be a model, so it’s no surprise, right? (Okay, the only people who ever told me I should be a model were my grandpas and the old train man train conductors I worked with in high school.)

Yesterday I launched business for Kate’s House of Hands, my hand modeling company. It went okay. In the photo shoot I mock-typing on a computer and my hands weren’t conveying the emotions the photographers were going after. Also, I apparently have a tendency to have hooked or claw-like fingers. Who knew? When the photographer told me to make my right hand more delicate, I did my best. It turns out I have little control over my left hand fingers, but what’s a girl to do?

Now look at this? Does this look hooked or claw-like to you?

But since yesterday didn’t bode well for my hand modeling career, I have decided to explore ankle modeling, opening up Kate’s House of Ankles.

Despite all the ridiculousness surrounding my hands, I have been asked to model in a shoot for my friend’s music web site.

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Amusing shite

It is amazing the shit that can amuse me. One of my Jason friends passed this site on to me and voila!, I was hooked. My favorite creations:

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Old man perversion

The other day I was in quest of an older person to talk to for an article I was writing – the older the person the better as far as I was concerned. So I drove up and down streets like some weird pervert looking for gray hairs, preferably sitting on benches or somewhere where I could interrupt them. I saw one man strolling by an old theater in my neighborhood, looking like he was just window shopping. I immediately pulled over and approached him for an interview. The exchange went something like this:

    Me: “I am writing an article for a local newsletter and was wondering…”
    Him: “I’m a stranger here myself, can’t help you. I was just trying to figure something out.”
    Me: “I’m from here, maybe I can help. What’s your question?”
    Him: “Well, I was looking at this theater trying to find show times.”
    Me: “They don’t play movies here anymore. They use it for musical acts and events. It’s verty cool inside though.”
    Him: “Oh. It’s cold inside? Hmmm.”
    Me: “No, It’s very neat inside.”
    Him: “Okay, thank you. I better get going. My wife is sitting in that car and she is watching us right now.”

And then he proceeded to give me a look as if I really were a pervert out seeking old men!

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Why green acres ain’t the place for me

On a recent visit to Fletcher, Ohio, Wonder Boy and I drove past a house with this in it’s front yard:

To be fair, this is a wonderful likeness of Dale Earnhardt and it is beautifully carved. That said, I think it’s a little much, as is focusing a light on the statue so people can see it at nice, as is the number three with wings behind the carving of the man.

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THE story

I am a writer and have been since my nerdy little self was on a writing team in the seventh grade. (Laugh if you must, but I went to state and that sure as hell wouldn’t have happened in any athletic pursuit!) My professional life as a writer has been quite the letdown, if you must know. I have written a fair share of things, some of them even decent things, but I have not had that story. You know… The story. A story like this one.

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