In college over my breaks I worked at Lazarus as a stock girl, gift wrapper or fluffer and folder. I was usually the youngest on whatever teams I was working and I just tried not to say something dumb.

Once this girl was talking about this couch she and her friends bought in college and how they kept finding roach clips in it. I know when she said it I made a face and yelled, “Ew!” Because who wants anything to do with roaches in your couch, right? Right.