I am dedicating today’s WOTD to some types of guys that have been left out in the past couple of WOTDs.

  1. Snaps-His-Fingers-a-Lot
    Yeah you know him – maybe you even work with him. Instead of saying goodbye he snaps his fingers at you. (It’s kind of like the Shooter we mentioned yesterday only this guy is perhaps more creepy and pink-like. (And not pimp in a cool way, Jason.)
  2. Bad Pick-up Line Guy
    The name says it all but let me give you an example… On Christmas my cousin Chris comes up to me and says, “Mmm, you sure is lookin’ good. Someone had to tell me you’re my cousin.” Okay, see, that’s sick.

    Excessive staring is also bad, by the way.

  3. Cheap Date Guy
    I am the queen of frugal, but girls (and friends) are not impressed if you only go out to places you have coupons for. It gets old.

    In addition to coupons, dates can be too cheap just in general. Like the date I had in high school when we went through the drive through of a Taco Bell and then drove across the street to the Krogers parking lot to eat… too cheap.

  4. Weird Body Hair Guy
    Nose hairs should be trimmed regularly. I don’t care how hot you think they are – they are not. Ear hair is the same fellas. Ew.
  5. Nice Only When Drunk
    These are guys who in their everyday life are jerks but when under the influence of alcohol turn into Mr. Niceguy. They are totally fun while drinking but fairly much intolerable to be around while sober.

    We can have fun with these guys though because while drinking they often commit to doing things they wouldn’t agree to while sober. If you ever mention the thing they committed to in their drunk state, the sober guy denies it. So you can make a hobby of annoying them by asking favors to them while they’re drunk. 🙂

I’m done now. Maybe I’ll rip on girls for a while.