Exerpt from Cosmo
“As a private investigator in the wild city of Las Vegas, Charlee had come across her share of good-looking men. But when studly Texas Tycoon Mason Gentry walked into her office, it was all she could do to keep her jaw from dropping to the floor.” Blah blah blah. Mason hired Charlee to help him find his missing grandfather. Blah blah blah they were like oil and vinegar for the first few weeks working together and then found themselves on the road at a hotel in the honeymoon suite. She gets in naked and the hottub. He follows. They start making out. He’s good, of course. He kissed her long and deep with his tongue, filling her with a kind of bliss she’s never known before.
“He broke the kiss to murmur, “I love your breasts.”” Blah blah blah. They do it, it’s good. “Gasping they drift down from the lofty heights of simultaneous orgasm.” They hold each other and it closes with “And whether or not they would every track down his missing grandfather, one thing was for certain: He cared to much for Charlee to ever let her go.”
My comments:
- How lame is it to bust out in the middle of making out with “I love your breasts.” Lame, lame, lame Mason.
- Lofty heights is just straight up funny.
- The best part of this is the end. Yeah, I love my grandpa, but screw his lost ass, I just got laid.
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