Submitted by Jason B:
During the holidays my girlfriend and I endured a total of four festive family get togethers. They say that the season is a time for sharing, but I think that there might be a few things that shouldn’t be shared.
Case in point, my step-sister-in-law: She is on a medication that dries out her face and lips quite badly. During my Mom’s Christmas gathering she whipped out a round can of pink jelly looking goo and started applying it to her face and lips giving her face a shiny pink glow with a strawberry scent. When asked what the mystery goo was she explained that it was a product she purchased at one of those ladies-only “Passion Parties.” One day she tried it on her lips and found that it worked better than Blistex or Carmex. The label from the can had been removed.
She then revealed the name of the product……Nipple Nibblers.
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