There are some things in life no one can warn you about. You might hear your folks complain about their jobs, but somehow you assume that your job will be different. Aaaah, the naivte of youth.

One of my newest projects at work is putting information online about a colorectal center – they treat mainly anorectal malformations. I try to read as little of the text as possible and cannot bring myself to look too hard at some of the pictures I post, but I have learned a few things. Now I can talk (or just BS) knowledgeably about things like:

  • Blind Vaginas
  • Anal Leakage
  • Enemas
  • Lots of other pretty disgusting stuff

What makes all of this bearable is the new theme song I have, with many thanks to my friend Dave P.” (Make sure your speakers are on so you can hear the song.)

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