As proof that our nation is increasingly interested in the easy way out when it come to losing weight, I offer this conversation overheard at the grocery store between a customer and the pharmacist:
Pharmacist: Can I help you?
Customer: Yes, I have a question.
Pharmacist: Yes?
Customer: I heard about this diet and wanted to make sure it was safe.
Pharmacist: Okay, tell me about it.
Customer: Well, you eat light during the day. Then you go to bed and you wake up, but you’re not fully awake, and you go to the kitchen and eat anything you want. And since you’re not fully awake, you don’t gain any weight.
Pharmacist: Okay.
Customer: What do you think?
Pharmacist: I haven’t heard about that diet but I think a mix of eating healthy and exercise would be more effective.
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Will
Worst. Diet. Ever.
(well, maybe Homer Simpson’s Beer and Donut diet is worse…)
Steve
mmmmm….donuts!