Jimmy, damn you. Cincinnati gives you an undo amount of money and fandom. So what made you think, “When I start my tour back up, in Cincinnati, I’ll do it on a SUNDAY night”? I know from your vantage point it’s probably hard to see out onto the lawn, but I am assuming that you are able to see all of the flesh (from the men in bikini tops and grass skirts… mmm, hot) and I am pretty sure you can make out the people dressed as sharks. (Bet you couldn’t see all the duct tape they used to make those costumes though…)
Right now in Cincinnati there are more than 20,000 people who are really frustrated with you right now. Like me, those poor people are hunkered over their desks at work trying to focus. (As in everything in my line of vision is blurry right now. Is the room spinning?)
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