If Jesus was really a carpenter, he either knew a lot of dirty jokes or had the restraint of a saint, which I suppose he would, right?

This weekend I visited my BF’s dad’s workshop where he makes and restores furniture and does woodworking. Because I DON’T have restraint here some samples of the phrases that made me inappropriately laugh:

  • “Wow. These would make great flashcards so Adam could get to know his wood.”
  • “Look at my dad’s new tape measure. It’s a Big Johnson.”
  • “It won’t fit. The shaft is too thick.”
  • “Yeah, this shaft is smaller. That’s why it fits.”
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