The other night the BF and I were sitting around my apartment when he looks at me in all seriousness and says, “I had the worst dream about you last night. I dreamt you were a suicide bomber.”

I of course responded in shock. “Why?”

“You didn’t know. You just thought you were wearing a pretty vest.”

Okay. So here is my question.

Should I be upset that the BF has dreams where I am a suicide bomber OR should I be insulted that he thinks I am SO FRICKIN’ DUMB that I would put on a suicide bombers vest because I thought it was pretty?

I can picture it now. “Oh, I love my new vest. I especially enjoy this cylindrical tufting with the red tube and white string accents. Oh look! They light up…”

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