I have this game I play where I watch shows or people interacting or whatever and I pretend that the people I am watching are people I know. For example, there is this awesome show on HGTV that I used to watch in my glory days of having cable television called Room by Room. It stars the world’s most loser-y craft couple who speak in unison, make craft book about their projects and decorate houses in country-shitty décor. When I used to watch the show I used to pretend the nerdy couple were these friends of mine named Jason and Alison who I actually think are quite cool. The contrast made the show so frickin’ funny for me. (I probably don’t have to point out that this was before I met Wonder Boy and obviously I didn’t have much of a life…)
So there is this video online and it’s funny. But if you pretend it’s someone you know, so much better. I am pretending it’s another of my many Jason friends.
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Alison Momeyer
It worries me to the core that in any universe–but particularly yours–I was a stand-in for Shari…I can’t faux finish worth a darn.