It has been a long while since I have spoken of my love of pirates, but please do not think I have lost any of my lust for booty. Last night WonderBoy and I were watching one of the crap home organization shows I am addicted to like a cheap crack whore. During commercials we saw a preview for what promises to be THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW TO EVER BE PRODUCED.

“Join 16 modern-day pirates as they embark on a high seas adventure around the Caribbean island of Dominica in search of hidden treasure that will total $1 million. Over the course of 33 days, the pirates will live aboard a massive 179-foot pirate ship. … In the end, captain or not, only one pirate will win the largest booty, worth $500,000, and claim the title of “Pirate Master.”

You know you will be tuning in right with me.

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