“What’s the worse thing you can hear when blowing Willie Nelson?”

“I’m not Willie Nelson.”

That was only one of the many things David Sedaris said this past Sunday that had me busting a gut. I often describe Sedaris as the man I would marry if I weren’t already married, he weren’t so short and he wasn’t into dudes. Hysterical. I love, love, love him.

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